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Choko

The_Grub
18 years ago

Warning, warning, Will Robinson: Everything you ever read about the dreaded Choko is right. You can't kill it, it carpets everything, and no matter how open-minded and creative you may be it eventually tastes like cardboard. But you already knew that, right?

Comments (33)

  • sarah_may
    18 years ago

    I did try & tell you that last year!!!!

  • The_Grub
    Original Author
    18 years ago

    I can be so pig-headed sometimes. The choko reached about 80ft up a gum and it was raining chokoes for weeks before I took to it with the adze.

  • Glasshopper
    18 years ago

    My Dad gave me some off his vine (he only has a few hundred spares he's trying to foist on neighbours and friends) and I refuse to eat or plant them because of reasons already given. But my wife sat them on our sunny kitchen windowsill and they have intertwined and grown into a pretty little lattice of bines. I will however mash and compost them before they take over like that scene out of Jumanji.

  • nicefrog
    18 years ago

    Anyone still have the more cold hardy spikey ones? so I can grow one in Victoria? the smooth from the supermarket is a bit of trouble, it needs more heat than my climate has

  • paradisi
    18 years ago

    I feel so impotent. My chokoes failed miserabley last year - - the grasshopper plagues from the bush block down the back ate them. I can send you some hoppers if you want to get rid of yours?? ;-)

  • The_Grub
    Original Author
    18 years ago

    Note sure where to get the spikey variety, Nicefrog, but I do know they exist. Paradise, if you have chicken plant the chokoes around their run and coop and stand back. :)

  • Spatzbear
    18 years ago

    Why?
    Do the chooks throw the chokos back at you?

  • adamus
    18 years ago

    They're called chokos coz you eat 'em 'til ya choke, right??.

  • florial
    18 years ago

    i wish i'd known you wanted spiky ones earlier-- i had heaps, and left the excess to rot or possums. I also noted that this years spikys were lighter coloured-probably cross pollinated with a white one i had-- anyway, i prefer them for taste, but they must be picked and consumed when small, as they mature and toughen very quickly.We love chokos as well as choko and pineapple or choko and passionfruit jam!not to forget the choko chutney!

  • nicefrog
    18 years ago

    That's ok, but if anyone comes across the spikies in the future let me know before they are extinct : ), I'll try the smooth ones this year but no one around here has had success with them yet, aparently the spikies were really easy to grow back in the day.....

    Oh well : )

  • adamus
    18 years ago

    I have been lately substituting for cucumbers. Chokos are 20 cents each and cucumbers are 2 dollars. When i make Raita to go with the curries, they're really nice grated with the yoghurt and tomato. very refreshing.

  • wishful
    18 years ago

    Spatzbear
    Why?
    Do the chooks throw the chokos back at you?

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • pepino
    18 years ago

    I've seen it before and it's the only one I can't work out, but what does ROFL stand for. I tried using the usual for F as in RTFM but no luck.

    I hope it's not a d'oh on my behalf when I find out.

  • Spatzbear
    18 years ago

    Rolling on the floor laughing!

    *grins*

    I've never had a choko in my life. Should I feel deprived? Should I grow one?

  • pepino
    18 years ago

    Thanks Spatz.

    Some people live by the theory that you have to try everything at least once in your life.

    I don't necessarily subscribe to that theory.

    Go ahead...knock yourself out!

  • adamus
    18 years ago

    Most things are worth trying twice, just in case an amateur was involved the first time.
    Oh come on, keep it nice!!

  • wishful
    18 years ago

    I'll bite this time - what does RTFM mean?

    nah - chokoes are OK - as long as they are in an apple pie with LOTS of apples! It's just the peeling them that's a problem - that waxy stuff that gets all over your hands and wont come off unless you rub potato peels all over them - too much effort

  • Spatzbear
    18 years ago

    Hmm...as I don't swear (well, extremely rarely, and pretty tamely)...I'll have a hard time with this one...

    Read the Fxxxx Manual.

    Sorry. You asked.

    And why do I know all this?! I must be a nerd. Oh no!

  • Kionga
    18 years ago

    Hello all!
    Sorry I joined this thread so late. I grew the spiky chokos back in 1977. It was at a time when they were a staple in my diet i.e. not much else to eat accept chokos and tomatoes. Even used them in relish with tomatoes to try to get rid of them. That all happened in the NE Victoria and the hot summers ensured the chokos (well, one plant actually) consumed the next door's plum tree and covered one side of the garage. We even made up a patented choko picker on a long stake to pick them. Wonder if I could of made some money on that?
    Decided to try the smooth skinned type down here in Melbourne about 4 years ago. Grew like crazy. Grew so well, that they strangled the next door neighbour, didn't find him for for week! But did not set fruit until March. Since chokos are sensitive to long days they will not initate flowers until daylength gets to 12 hours-longer than this and they remain vegetative. Just another set of useless facts.
    Cheers
    Craig

  • wicky_Aus
    18 years ago

    LMFAO! ...Don't ask.

  • florial
    18 years ago

    the smooth ones take too long for me before they start setting fruit (like May).. anyway, these posts prompted me to look around and i found an old wizened one with shoots so i planted it so it would survive..pricked my fingers doing it too, so it's definately a prickly one. therefore, i'm a source for any hardy member who prefers the original hardy choko..

  • wishful
    18 years ago

    PMPLMFAO

    peed my pants laughing my FAT a(oops)$$ off.

    that's what you meant, wasn't it wicky?

  • Raymondo
    18 years ago

    florial, you may get inundated with requests. I haven't seen a prickly one since I was a kid. Too cold for them here. I think I'm grateful!

  • nicefrog
    18 years ago

    Excellent : ) look after them and I'll put my hand up when they are ready, but if they were cross pollinated with another one will they still flower early and be more cold hardy?, hope so because it seems these spikey choko are a rare thing

  • wicky_Aus
    18 years ago

    Wishful, Fat........er yeah that's what I meant :)

  • florial
    18 years ago

    nicefrog--- yes, the suspected-crossbreed pricklys were also early and prolific. Dont know about cold tolerance, being in subtropic climes. Have located a couple more growing where they were chucked, and have put some chicken mesh around them to disuade that vagrant scrub turkey scratching up everything that's not nailed down. I tried a white one because they were once used as a substitute for apple (that would take a lot of imagination, methinks), but it sort of died out with little performance.

  • florial
    18 years ago

    for the prickly choko stalwarts-- just advising that the prickly one scrawling thru the old mango tree is full of flowers, nice and early-- rocks beat the scrub turkey scratching them up. It's also an expert finding old underground sweet potatoes, and spuds i didnt know i had; they dont use scent like truffle pigs or dogs so how do they know? It also found a chinese yam I couldnt locate after the vine died down??

  • Spatzbear
    18 years ago

    You trained it well (the scrub turkey), it seems. Just try to teach it not to eat the produce and deliver it to your doorstep. :)

  • goldhills
    18 years ago

    My choko had a heap fruit on it a couple cms long a couple of weeks ago but the neighbours cows managed to reach one bit of it and pulled nearly the whole vine over the fence and ate it. The vine is now about half metre high :(

  • danielkemp
    18 years ago

    This is a nostalgic thread. I cannot remember seeing a prickly choko for probably 45 years. My grandfather used to grow them when I was a younger kid. I think most chokos do not taste like anything...they are mass but not much else...however my lovely bride of 30+ years loves them so I procure them for her. I have recently planted a couple of smooth skin ones around the chook pen...hopefully I will see what happens...perhaps the chooks and ducks will throw them at me??? I would love to grow a prickly skinned one or two as well, when they are available. Warmly...Daniel

  • rshellshear_yahoo_com_au
    12 years ago

    Can anyone supply me with a mature prickly choko from which I can propogate a vine? I had one many years ago until someone who shall remain nameless, sprayed it with Roundup.
    Here's hoping.

  • gardenlen
    12 years ago

    g'day rod,

    have you checked at your local fresh vege' shop? buy a piece of fruit where the embryo is protruding. they do need a lot of watering to produce well. for me far too much for what they are worth on the shelf.

    len

    Here is a link that might be useful: lens garden page

  • ferdieguba
    9 years ago

    Anybody know where I can get a white choko in Sydney Australia? Curios if the flavour is any better than the green smooth skinned choko